what to do on sundays

So, on Sunday, I went with Leah to that Sex show at the convention centre downtown. It was… how to I say this… interesting? I wasn’t sure what to expect, and neither was she (at least that’s what she tells me), but it was more or less what one WOULD expect… I guess. As you can tell, this whole topic unnerves me. Let me put it this this way, I had no idea that there were THAT many different sizes and shapes of dildos. I felt like I stepped through some sort of bedroom furniture into a magical land where all the vegetation is phallic-shaped.

On top of all of this, they did not give anything away for free, spare some condoms. Wahoo.

In the end, I bought two candles because they smelt pretty and made my way home feeling like quite the geeky prude. Then, stopping by future shop and hmv on robson in a vain search for red dwarf: series seven, I quickly confirmed my geekiness, and decided that I can wait until another night to question my prudishness.

Author: Ashleigh Rajala

Ashleigh Rajala is an award-winning writer whose work has appeared in numerous journals, both online and in print. Past incarnations of hers include filmmaker, zinester, bookseller, bureaucrat, wayward traveller and commune-dweller. She lives with her husband and an extraordinarily fluffy cat in Surrey BC, on the unceded traditional territory of the Coast Salish peoples.

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