So, on Sunday, I went with Leah to that Sex show at the convention centre downtown. It was… how to I say this… interesting? I wasn’t sure what to expect, and neither was she (at least that’s what she tells me), but it was more or less what one WOULD expect… I guess. As you can tell, this whole topic unnerves me. Let me put it this this way, I had no idea that there were THAT many different sizes and shapes of dildos. I felt like I stepped through some sort of bedroom furniture into a magical land where all the vegetation is phallic-shaped.
On top of all of this, they did not give anything away for free, spare some condoms. Wahoo.
In the end, I bought two candles because they smelt pretty and made my way home feeling like quite the geeky prude. Then, stopping by future shop and hmv on robson in a vain search for red dwarf: series seven, I quickly confirmed my geekiness, and decided that I can wait until another night to question my prudishness.