For reasons I really, really don’t want to explain to the vastness of the internet, we have a lot of Archie comics in our house. They get shuffled around from room to room, dog-eared, chucked about; we love them but we don’t respect them, like a racist old relative.
Anyway, I found this single page on the floor in the living room. No one will admit to ripping it out or even to reading it before. Who knows. But it’s awesome.