aka “Hipster Honeymoon in Portland”
We travelled by train because that is how we roll. (Get it?) Seattle is blurrier and more Nouveau than expected. Save Ferris (Wheels) Train stations are inherently sketchy. Discuss. $45 for room service = 2 mL of Tabasco. Damn you, Obama. No tax means two of everything. Welcome to “Bridges of Portland.” I’m your host, Gregg Husband… Fun Fact: this statue is named Portlandia, after the famous sketch comedy show set in Portland. Kerouac Redux Richard Hell but no Voidoids. America, the plum blossoms are falling.Skytrain is no Amtrak.